第一百七十三章 愤怒的小鬼子(4)

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鬼子证明盐泽幸一和野村吉三郎没有被王九龄打中卵蛋变成性无能的这一天终于到了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>这天新闻发布会现场人山人海<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

所有人都等着看鬼子的笑话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>看看鬼子能玩出什么花样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>要不是鬼子控制人数<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>只允许一家报社两人进来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>恐怕全上海的人都会来看<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>不过尽管这样在日本领事馆外面还是围了上万中国人和外国人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

而进入日本领事馆的记者也有近两千人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

这时一个穿着西装的日本人走上台道：“各位<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>安静<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>安静<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>”等下面的人安静下来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>这名鬼子接着道：“诸位<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>首先要欢迎你们的到来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>本人是这次新闻发布会的主持人本间合作<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>众所周知<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>由于西康电影的不实宣传<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>给大日本帝国造成很大的困扰<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>之前他们的电影《亮剑》宣扬说我国海军将领被西康军<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>也就是上海事变的独立团团长打中了睾丸<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>造成不能人事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>今天大日本帝国就要揭穿他们的阴谋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>各位有请第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一中将阁下和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎中将阁下<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>”如何本间合作带头鼓起掌<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>周围的日本人跟跟着拼命的鼓掌<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>不过下面的记者只有稀稀拉拉的掌声<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>让日本人很是尴尬<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>记者们手里拿着照相机正在拍照<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>然后就是拿着本子正要记录东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>没空鼓掌<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>

本间合作只好尴尬的干咳了几下道：“各位这两位就是第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>大家可以验明正身<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>有什么疑问大家可以尽管提出来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396520.png)'></span>”

“下面的记者开始嚷嚷了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>别废话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>开始证明他们没有被打中卵蛋吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>”这话说的比较粗鲁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>一听就是仇视鬼子的中国人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>其实他是西康报纸的记者<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>听到鬼子要自辩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>西康方面派了两个最能言善辩的记者来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>找机会好好羞辱一下鬼子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

本间合作只好尴尬说道：“既然大家没有问题<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>我们就开始吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>”

然后第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎就开始脱掉所有的衣服<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>赤身**的站在记者面前<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509165/12786725/-3036046089221004537.png)'></span>记者们原来就想到过是这个方法<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509165/12786725/-3036046089221004537.png)'></span>但是事情真的发生了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509165/12786725/-3036046089221004537.png)'></span>还真的大吃一惊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>